While there are few things as exhilarating as spontaneous al fresco sex, it’s a lot more practical to plan ahead and create an entire spectrum of possibilities. Here are our top 3 tips for a naughty picnic.
Recon: It’s best to scout ahead if you want to get some head. Make sure you are out of the path of heavy foot traffic or where little kids could stumble on your canoodling.
A final note: the joy is in almost getting caught, not actually getting caught. Dealing with the police with jeans around your ankles is not sexy.
Comments From The Audience
Login to comment