Mr Bubble Glass Anal Twister By Daisy |
Can someone PLEASE give me some help with this one? |
Why is it that in so many girl/girl scenes, lovely ladies waste tons of time and effort pleasuring their sex toys?! Isn't it supposed to be the other way round? Forgive me if I missed an adult 'Toy Story' miracle, where dildos came to life and then told us what they wanted out of sex, but I'm almost certain I just made that up. |
I get the clichéd eroticism of briefly munching on a banana with implied oral sleaze. I also get that any phallic object can be used in a similar way. I think the technical term for this is 'teasing'. But why, oh why, do directors have these girls ignoring each other for five to ten minutes, while they expertly suck away on an '8inch Bubble Glass Anal Twister'? |
So tell me, Mr Bubble Glass Anal Twister, how was it for you? - Sorry Mr Twister, I didn't quite catch that..? - |
Yup, I'm relieved to say we're living in a world where dildos don't have feelings. Nor do they have the ability to voice demands and opinions. |
So, giving one a blowjob is just plain silly. Isn't it? |
Tell us what you think! |
